I had a frappacino from Starbucks in my hand and a little boy at the mall playplace tried to take a drink. I smiled and said, "You better not drink this... You don't need the caffeine and I don't want you to get my germs." His mom shooed him away with an apologetic smile. Savannah came skipping up and declared, "I want some germs!"
After a particularly trying day, I shut the bathroom door, only to be greeted by a knock at the door. "Savannah, you need to go away and give Momma just a few minutes of peace." A puzzled Savannah replied, "Silly Momma! You're on the potty... you can't have peas right now!"
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Very funny!!
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