What Good Is It...

What good is it to take a picture of a big scrumptious dinner...



...if you don't take a picture of yourself?



And what good is it to go out to eat when you could just take along someone who can grill?



And what good is it to take a picture... and not realize you were supposed to be smiling...because you really thought you were supposed to make a face?



And what good is it to go on vacation if you don't bring along great grandparents to chase a toddler so you can read a book?

Or... what good is it to get in the cold ocean when you could get Aunt Liz to do it?

And what good is it to get in the ocean by yourself when you could get in and hug your sister-in-law, who just so happens to be like... your best friend?

What good is it to go to the beach without your grandparents... whom you've never been to the beach with until now?

What good is it to go to the beach without your hairstylist...when you could take your hairstylist with you and make her color your hair for free?!

What good is it to get in the hot tub if you don't get in with all of your family members and make a gangsta face?

What good is it to eat a snack on the beach if you don't get it covered with sand and still look cute eating sandy dried apricots?

And really...what good is it to let your dad lay in the sun when you could drag him down the beach?

And what good is it to go to the beach if you aren't texting all your buddies at home?!

Or what good is it to lay in the sun without your ipod which contains 2891 songs?!

And finally... what good is it to go swimming...

...in your own pool...

...if you can't do it...

...butt naked?!

I mean really. What good is it?!