Overheard at My House

"Mommy, are you tired?" - Savannah
"Yeah, a little bit." - Momma
"Well, you look a whole lot tired." - Savannah


"Darren! Stop holding her like that! You're scaring me." - Momma
"Uhhh, Daddy.... she's serious." - Savannah


"I sat next to the teacher at story time!" - Savannah
"Oh. Were you in trouble?" - Momma
"No. I was just talking to that other girl the whole time the teacher was telling a story." - Savannah


"Moooom! Mom!!!! I learned something at school today!" - Savannah
"What did you learn?" - Momma
"When boys are in the bathroom, girls can't go in there." - Savannah