1. I did not eat 8 cupcakes in 5 days because someone went to Bubblecake while I was in the hospital. Not me!
2. I did not dig through the trash to retreive a Pampers wipes container because my husband threw it away without entering the code on the Pampers rewards website. That would be gross. Not me!
3. I have never fallen asleep sitting up nursing the baby and slept for about two hours with her in my arms. Not me!
4. I did not catch myself saying to Brooklyn as I was changing her diaper... "now lift your bottom up." I know very well that a newborn can't follow directions and I didn't mistakenly confuse her with my toddler for a minute. Not me!
5. I don't call my children by each others names. I don't start sentences with, "Brook- I mean Savannah..." or "Sav- uhh Brooklyn..." I know who they are. Not me!
6. I did not leave my toddler unattended while I fed the newborn and find that she had decorated the walls of my bathroom by sticking pantiliners to them. Not me!
7. I didn't try to use a Walmart giftcard in Babies-R-Us. I can read. Not me!
8. I didn't tell someone at the doctor's office that yes, Brooklyn was my first child, and then correct myself later. I know that I have two children. Not me!
Anything you haven't done today?!
4 comments:
I'm loving the pantiliners! :) HA HA Love ya!
Cracked. Me. Up. :)
I've been looking forward to one of these from you :) I've definitely fallen asleep while nursing and can't even begin to tell you all the things Karis made a mess out of while nursing Karlie!
this was pretty funny but i love #6! i've fallen asleep plenty of times while nursing. i call maggie mary-hannah all the time and she's my sister not my child.
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