Things I've learned.

While reflecting on an upcoming new arrival... I realized that I've learned a LOT since Savannah was born. Funny how you can have a four-year degree and still feel like you learn more in two years of parenting.

1. Washable crayons will not come out of clothes if they were in the dryer. It doesn't matter what stain removers or home remedies you use. Throw away the load of laundry and go shopping.

2. Sharpie, otherwise known as permanent marker, however, will come off of most hard surfaces with nail polish remover. This includes walls, tables, hard plastic, toys, etc.

3. Nothing is as bad as it seems when you are tired. You should get some rest and worry about it the next day.

4. You don't need name-brand baby stuff for the most part. Sams Club makes awesome diapers and wipes for a fraction of the price. Walmart makes good baby soap. Target makes Dreft that even smells exactly the same as the real thing. Equate Tylenol will still relieve the teething pains. However, name-brand bottles (Dr. Brown!), tennis shoes (Nike!), and lotions (Johnson and Johnson) are a must.

5. You know your child better than any physician. Always trust your instinct.

6. Little ones grow up when they are ready. Forcing a child to get rid of a pacifier will result in exhausted, cranky parents. Forcing a child to potty train will result in exhausted, cranky parents with lots of laundry to do.

7. Sippy cups that have been sealed up with milk in them for more than 24 hours are not for the faint of heart or stomach. You should throw them away and buy new ones. Totally worth $3.56. If you must open and wash them, turn on the hot water, hold your breath, and light a candle afterward. And remember that I warned you.

8. It doesn't matter how much you diet or exercise, you will never look the same as you did before children. Just accept it. Celebrities have personal trainers, chefs, and photographers with sweet airbrushing skills. You are real and normal, and so are those 10 extra pounds.

9. Pick your battles. Rain boots, sunglasses, shorts, and a long-sleeve t-shirt make an interesting outfit, but are so not worth the tears. Be glad she wants to wear that many clothes... there will be a day when she won't.

10. Nothing in the world is on tv at 3 am, even if you have 400 channels. But rest assured, there are other parents awake at that time, and this too shall pass. The nights are long, but the years are short.

What have you learned? I'd love to know!