One of THOSE Days

6:00 am - Child wakes up screaming because her nose is running.
6:15 am - Child back asleep in bed with Momma.
7:00 am - Momma wakes up to a wet sensation because child wet the bed.
7:05 am - Change child and get up for the day.
7:30 am - Discover that dog peed on carpet. Clean carpet.
8:00 am - Start painting another coat on baby's room walls.
8:15 am - Child sticks her hand in wet paint.
8:30 am - Put paint back away and decide to do it when child is napping.
9:15 am - Burn hand on woodstove while putting logs in.
10:00 am - Find toddler sticking toothbrush in the toilet. Ick.
11:30 am - Lay down with toddler because she is wailing and wants to go to sleep.
12:00 pm - Get up and tell the toddler to go to sleep while you work.
12:30 pm - Lay down with toddler again because she won't sleep without you.
2:20 pm - Toddler finally falls asleep, exhausted from crying.
3:02 pm - UPS man knocks on door. Dog barks. Toddler wakes up and resumes wailing.
3:03 pm - Vow to kill UPS man.
4:00 pm - Dog barfs on rug. Vow to call SPCA. Clean up.
4:10 pm - Husband arrives home. Toddler greets him cheerfully. Go figure.
4:30 pm - Finally take a shower.
5:00 pm - Step in dog barf. Again?! Try not to freak out. Seriously calling the SPCA.
5:30 pm - Leave for church. What a day.