Not Me Monday

This is not my child.

She was not unattended long enough to do this.

That is not a full basket of dirty laundry in the background.

And clothes are not hanging out of my husband's drawers.

The child in the picture is not up there trying to get hard candy out of the top drawer, that was purposely placed in the top drawer to be out of her reach. She is not a girl version of Dennis the Menace. She does not make me very, very tired.

Not me.