Things of Great Importance

There are things of great importance at the beach.

Like keeping your mermaid safe in the ocean.

Because, you know, the ocean is a scary place for a mermaid.

There is also the importance of keeping your mom on her toes.

Or at least off of her bum.

By making sure that you do enough dangerous stuff that she cant ever sit down.

Like when she thinks a plastic pool will keep you contained...

And you proceed to do your own version of a cannon ball.

Even though you have a medically-diagnosed lack of muscle coordination.

But the most important part of all?

Making sure your hair looks good afterward.

These are things of great importance at the beach.