Overheard at My House

Momma: What did you have for snack at school?

Savannah: I had pretzels and raisins, but not everybody did.

Momma: Why not?

Savannah: Well, there is a kid who has algae.

Momma: What?

Savannah: A boy. He has algae. So he brings his lunchbox with his own snacks.

Momma: He has allergies?

Savannah. Uhm, yes, Mom, that is what I just said. Are you listening?

Daddy: Savannah, grab your cup off the kitchen counter. Can you reach it?

Savannah: Dad! I'm four years old. How do you think a four year old couldn't reach her own cup? You were just jokin, right?

Savannah: Gram-B has polly pockets at her house because they used to be Lizzy's.

Momma: You're kidding! Cool!

Savannah: Mom, I don't kid. I am a kid.