Not me.

This did not happen.  I did not go to my daughter's soccer game on Saturday.  She did not play the entire game and then wave me over to tell me that she had a secret to tell me.  She did not lean in close to my ear and whisper, "Mom, I forgot to put on panties today.  My shorts keep getting stuck in my bottom while I'm trying to be a soccer star."  Nope, not me.