Pontoon

Back this hitch up into the water.  Untie all the cables and rope.

Step on to the astro turf.  Get yourself a coozie.  Let's go.

Who said anything about skiing?

Floatin' is all I wanna do.

 You can climb the ladder.

Just don't rock the boat while I barbecue.

On the pontoon.  Making waves and catching rays up on the roof.

Jumpin' off the back, don't act like you don't want to.

Party in slow motion.

Out here in the open...mmmm....motorboatin'. 

Five miles an hour with aluminum sides...

Wood paneling and a water slide...

Can't beat the heat so let's take a ride...

 ...on the pontoon.