"Oh, just catchin' up on my readin'. Shhh."
"Mom, you're beautiful. Except when you are mad 'cause I'm disobeyin'."
"Dad, your abs are squishy, and mine are not."
"Mom, can we sing the twinkle star spankin' banner?"
"Dad, you know who made my sandbox?" "Fisher Price." "No, God did." "Actually, Fisher Price did." "ACTUALLY, God made everything. They said that at church. Maybe you need to listen."
While listening to the radio say, "... you are more than the sum of your past mistakes..." "Mom! They said steak! Thats like, my favorite! Yum, yum! Can we have some steak?"
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