"Momma... know what Brookie is doing right now? Her is just a splashin' in the tool-let (toilet)!"
"Uhm, what did you just say?"
"Mom, listen. I said Brookie is splashin' in the tool-let (toilet). I had to go potty, so I went pee... and I forgot to flush and I was washin' my hands and I guess Brookie likes leddo (yellow) because she just crawled over and sawed my pee and is splashin' and splashin'. I told her to stop but her is laughin' so I think she likes it."
Mmmhmm, true story. Kids are gross.
2 comments:
Oh my. This sounds all too familiar. Thanks for sharing. :)
Mike said "That kid is a mess!" Love you and miss you...
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